And all the witches shout hooray

後來我一頭栽進那些，漫遊在生物圈裡的神奇古怪之事：
例如吸血鬼，與沒有指甲的禿頭巫婆。
還有一些只要是超越常理，並且對自己有益無害的事情我都會相信：
例如充斥在宇宙間的靈魂以及你無從掌握的命運。
以下摘錄於一部1990年給小孩子看的巫婆電影“The Witches”
（唸一下吧唸一下！）

Down with children!Do with them!
Boil their bones and fry their skin!
Bish them, squish them, bash them, mash them!
Break them,  shake them, slash them, smash them!
Offer chocs with magic powder!
Say "Eat up!" then say it louder.
Cram them full of sticky eats,
send them home still guzzling sweets.
And in the morning little fools
Go marching off to seperate schools.
A girl feels sick and goes all pale.
She yells, "Help! I think I'm growing fur!"
A boy who's standing next to her
Sceams, "Help! I think I'm growing tali!"
Another shouts, "We look like freaks!
There's whiskers growing on our cheeks!"
A boy who was extremely tall
Cries out, "What's wrong? I'm growing small."
Four tiny legs begin to sprout
From everyone round about.
And all at once, all in a trice,
There are no children! One MICE!

In every school is mice galore
All running round the school-room floor!
And all the poor demented teachers
Is yelling "Hey, who are these creatures?"
They stand upon the desks and shout,
"Get out, you flithy mice!Get out!
Will someone fetch some mouse-traps, please!
And don't forget to bring the cheese!'
Now mouse-traps come and every trap
Goes snippy-snop and snappy-snap.
The mouse-traps have powerful spring,
The springs go crack and snap and ping!

Is lovely noise for us to hear!
Is music to a witch's ear!
Dead mice is every place around,
Piled two feet deep upon the ground,
But not a single child in sight!
The teachers cry, "What'a going on?
Oh where have all the children gone?
It's half-past none and as a rule
They're never late as this for school!"
Poor teachers don't know what to do.
Some sit and read, and just a few
Amuse themselves throughout the day
By sweeping all the mice away.
AND ALLIS WITCHES SHOUT HOORAY!


有人說巫婆是生下來撒旦就賦予的能力，有人說巫術是研究出來的
「所謂的巫婆，是被惡魔說服，受到惡魔的感化，根據與惡魔所訂立的契約，使天地產生異變，半夜飛行於空中，沉湎於狂歡宴，不敬畏神祇的女性。」
她們本身到底是人類，還是撒旦的女兒？況且它們要這樣討厭小孩子的替身做什麼？